Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up during sex and set me on his shoulders, with his face buried in my pussy. I loved it until he took a step and put my face right in the path of the ceiling fan. FML
Today, I sat down on my bed completely naked in front of my husband and said, "Man, it's hot in here!" while spreading my legs. He just blew on my vagina, asked if that was better, and then walked away. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Guess the fan was the only thing blowing.
diving_fml 30
guess he wasn't properly warmed up :)
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diving_fml 30
guess he wasn't properly warmed up :)
coming back in the future 30
This is fanny.
Nymeria_fml 25
Not the puns again, 2. Don't fan the flames, please.
coming back in the future 30
Okay then
coming back in the future 30
Thats fantastic
Zebediabolical 45
That's fannytastic!
EvilTurtle 35
A swing and a miss, #33.
HersheySquirts 17
Nope just a strike out from the three of you.
coming back in the future 30
That blows
JMichael 26
Haha he thought it needed to cool down.
HersheySquirts 17
Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes... I am into it so im going to turn the fan on.
sayyestothedress 24
Not horny
joe3_fml 15
Guess he was feeling chilly.
skychu 18
Hahaha, maybe he didn't hear your seductive tones?
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree. Maybe he was a bit nervous and that's why he misunderstood. But I personally think it's cute that he was worried that you were uncomfortable and immediately got up to fix that. He sounds like a sweet guy that really cares about how you feel, even if it's just your temperature.
Kkkdawg 27
I don't think he misunderstood...I think he was being a dick.
ComoEsJuan 24
A little foreplay goes a long way.
devildog562 33
Guess the fan was the only thing blowing.
messedup4ever 16
I think you need a smarter boyfriend
iAmPaul 49
Jesus Christ, every time there's an FML about a boyfriend doing something even slightly odd, there's always someone saying OP should dump him. Idiots...
JMichael 26
She's 15. What do you expect?
skitzymew 19
She just doesn't know how to handle relationship issues. She thinks it's better to dump them than attempt to solve the issue.
MidnaLink 35
And I immediately thought of that stupid song…
coming back in the future 30
Im sorry, but which one?
sunnyray812 42
I did the same.
MidnaLink 35
Hot in here- Nelly
coming back in the future 30
Oh thanks
Martijn1102 14
Darude - sandstorm
coming back in the future 30
**** you 80
Marcelb 17
@29 Oh haven't you heard? Well a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word...
AnasMerchant 10
Doubt on his men's feeling
mollymoe429 21
What
brivielle 15
we'll need the english version of that.
bellles 18
Awh he missed the point. Maybe try being more direct ?
EvilTurtle 35
Op trying to be more direct: You. Me. Sex. Now.
TheMathMajor 26
"Hey I'm horny, take your pants off" Works every time
j_cat187 20
lol me want snu-snu!
trellz17 19
Maybe he wasn't in the mood?
sassypenguinxox 15
My thoughts exactly