Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I booked the cheapest seat on a six-hour flight to save money. The person next to me spent the entire trip asleep on my shoulder, and I felt too awkward to wake them up. By the time we landed, my neck hurt so much that I had to explain to guards and baggage claim staff why I couldn't turn my head. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML
Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
Today, I paid $140 extra to get more comfort during a flight. The man behind me was so tall that his legs didn't let me recline the seat, and complained every time I tried to during the night. FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
YDI for not being a little suspicious at all that someone would PAY you $20 to swap seats with them.
PSQ91 6
It's not like he's going to hump you. That's actually pretty fun.
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Comments (81)
Sammy_Baby 0
Eeeww :(
PuppiesFTW 5
It must be a sign!... a bad one -_-
Expertfail 0
disagree, you got the $20, that's easily worth it..
Bobissmall 13
Lol, well... i dont disagree but it's still YDI, ofc there was a reason they wanted to swap.
Me_iz_a_Bboy 0
What's so wrong with a guy with a boner?....SMH
DudeImBetter 0
I'd do anything for 20 bucks but they should've thrown in a Klondike bar. Anyways I don't see anything bad with sitting next to an old man with a boner, but a raging boner fyl.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
il give you another $20 to join me in the mile high club
The_Moustache 6
At least he didn't rape you up OP.
FAILml 7
well OP just could have helped him get rid of it... just saying
UnicornsDoExist 0
Totally worth it. YDI for looking down in the first place, you sick ****.
serenader 2
I think you could have 'handled' the situation with a comment or two or three: "You must have had fun during your security pat down." "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me." "Excited about your trip?" Or simply, "Nice boner...congratulations...I'm wet." But unless he was on his way to see his doctor because of an erection lasting more than four hours, you probably didn't have to stare at it the whole trip...unless you wanted to, of course.
panicbunny 0
And op why are you even looking down there?????
picklezz123 5
haha awe at least it's over
WeeGee_fml 0
it wasn't over that 20$ was to rub his raging boner intill the old man orgasmed not switch seats
eb0ny 15
on the upside... you're twenty dollars richer. woohoo!
Doortje 30
YDI for not being a little suspicious at all that someone would PAY you $20 to swap seats with them.
Mr_Blockhead 0
Definately agree.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Definitely agree.
C6Racer 0
I concur.
Day_Dreams 0
here, here
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
haha agree with #64
Hansemans 17
#3 scores.
PSQ91 6
It's not like he's going to hump you. That's actually pretty fun.
un_nomable 6
I agree. wouldn't one expect something out of the ordinary if one was to offer money for something?
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
Don't flatter yourself; Maybe he was turned on by the CLOUDS in the sky.
PuppiesFTW 5
It must be a sign!... a bad one -_-
unfortunate_13 5
but hey, atleast you got $20!
LemonStarship 5
Give the man the 20 to go move somewhere else. Problem solved.
kiwi00 0
No, give him $10 to move back beside the person who gave you $20.
Yo_daddy 0
^^Very good idea :)
FYLDeep 26
YDI for trying to act like you weren't impressed.