Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
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Top comments
Tsunami87 17
Wow, police will tow someone's car if you report it as suspicious! *commits to memory for later use* now to find someone I don't like...
HahaHokayThen 10
Must've been a Ford.
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Comments (65)
HahaHokayThen 10
Must've been a Ford.
n_epic_fail 14
Now you know why that white van was sold to you so cheap...
Jonkbaby 23
take a dump on his winshield
yummy_richkid 3
Found. On. Road. Dead.
Michael_92 20
@22 I can see another call to the cops if he did that...
Jonkbaby 23
not if while he's driving
Troggie69 0
Who said it was a ford? But the acronym is pretty good
desireev 18
******. Old. Rebuilt. Dodge.
cablooey 0
At least its not pontiac.. Poor old nigga thinks is a cadillac. O.o
cradle6 13
I always heard it as: F.O.R.D, Fix Or Repair Daily.
sr101998 0
Jumber thank you for seeing what's wrong with today's economy. I salute you
Geddeson 4
I for one am not willing to buy shit cars just to support your economy.
xCrazyMexican 4
DF? Wow you guys don't get it do ya? Some people want to support the greatest country in the world while you dipshits just keep insisting on buying Chinese bullshit! USA all the way bitchez
yummy_richkid 3
The big 3 do not make cars that fit everyone's tastes. And I never said I was against American cars. I just made fun of ford. I personally prefer GM vehicles. Oh and a lot of car foreign factories have USA factories and use a lot of American made products.
slushybox 9
I don't think he likes you :P fyl opi. I'm sorry :(
McDonaldsworker 4
Or maybe OP just parked their car far away in the corner? Or maybe OP spaced out about how most places have an area for employes cars?
tellithowitis 13
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas
Jonkbaby 23
f that ill take the asses
Tsunami87 17
Wow, police will tow someone's car if you report it as suspicious! *commits to memory for later use* now to find someone I don't like...
Pinkanani 12
I like your thinking!
Roevera 14
Oh yes.. my ******** neighbor tried pulling it with my car.. the rear end of my car was parked slightly over his lawns property line... he's 76 years old, lives alone, has a double garage and a huge driveway with one vehicle.. and btched at me cause I wasnt on my "side".
Hollandiscrazy 12
Sounds like a fun neighbor. You ever tried throwing a party?
eminemop 0
Do you drive a big white van?
cosmosis 12
With FREE CANDY scribbled on the side?
Michael_92 20
Would you believe me if I said I have a giant black van with tinted windows and chrome rims?
Troggie69 0
Its a White ford van.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Was it a big white van with 'Free Candy' painted on the side?
ICATiger 13
Imagine if somebody painted "free copies of Skyrim" on the side......
wittygirl 8
Oh that's clever I can see many kid being taken because of that, Skyrim is awesome
kimmy91 12
The skyrim thing probably wouldn't work because 99% of people who think it's so awesome already have the game.
DalPozzo13 10
Shit happens. I'd make him pay towing cost though
yahoowizard 16
Seems so random though. I mean, what boss calls for cars outside his building to be towed. Isn't it implied that it belongs to the workers. Didn't even ask OP and the other workers beforehand
oi_drunx420 0
Haha that sucks for you, the worst part is its not like you can complain its your boss lol
laden_swallow09 35
Uhhh, yeah, you can
McDonaldsworker 4
39- Captain obvious strikes again!
yuzuhere 21
This is why you don't drive your ice cream truck to work. Only on the weekends.
ReadALLDemLettrz 1
Well if it actually was your car.. Then you should've known that they will suspect it..... If not FYL
SoSickWithIt 14
Make him pay for the cost, and manipulate your way into some new perks around your job? ...or punch him, put some sunglasses on, and walk out of the office like a true king.
McDonaldsworker 4
Ha ha ha, well said sir!