Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
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JenDanielle917 13
Guys want sex with a girl, not Darth Vader.
TylerOMFG 7
Lol. Isn't it usually the guy getting steamy with it?
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Comments (158)
ironhead_fml 20
Breath and moan all you want, I like that in a women!!!!
missyfiona89 28
Try being a dead fish the next time. Let's see what he'll say.
4leafclover888 3
Ya I agree, I bet you if your dead quiet next time he will not like it, if so he is weird OP :s
perdix 31
Heavy breathing and moaning are signals to me that I'm doing it right. Channel-surfing and texting are more the norm for me :(
JMichael 26
He should take that as a compliment.
WhiteRangerKid 5
ahahah! you know its bad if the guy says to calm down
krazyshhh 0
Moaning turns me on
pippa08 0
I bet that killed the whole mood :/
ForeverAloneGal 23
Sex is a workout. Also, who wouldn't want to hear such sounds? (Stupid people..)
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
Well he's dumb as sh**, that's what a lot lf people do, and why would you moan while running a marathon?
ravenxcorvinus 9
marathons: evidently causes moaning