Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead." FML
Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML
Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
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shewenttojareds 16
He let out the Holy Ghost. You're blessed LOL.
Miss_Chevious 37
How do you know it wasn't your wife?
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Comments (65)
Emma1562 35
Maybe it was your wife blowing you a kiss
buckdharma 38
Let us pray Our father which fart in irreverence How low be thy shame? Thy phones did come and video will run... unearthing it is the Reverend.
vikky538 29
I thought priest farts would be covered in verses he spoke
allforfun 23
Better that then a holy shit
derangedplanet 23
I laughed at this way too much. also better than a holy ****
ericp96 10
I woulda put him on blast bro Straight up been like Dont be lookin at me like that you know that was you
ApplePie1994 27
Dear Father, thou fart in heaven, hallowed be thy stench.
sallen14 8
I wouldn't pay him. That's so rude.
captainsmegma 12
The response is ahhh-men.
LivingAlohaLife 4
Sorry to hear that... At my wedding the priest asked who was giving this MAN away... Last I looked, I was a petite blonde in a wedding dress thank you...
xXmrmayorXx 21
Farting is a natural human body function. I don't see why people find it so disgusting or rude.
iwadasn 33
So is pissing, but most people don't do it in public.