Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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Top comments
FiFah3 1
you couldn't tell the difference between a fly and a wasp?
iClumsyNinja 0
How is it possible to mistake a fly for a wasp? Ydi for being stupid
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Comments (79)
LexaDear 0
hahahaha how can you not tell the difference?!
xstaticdelta 6
lol fresh fail
gutzzzz 0
YDI for not knowing the difference between a fly and a wasp. everyone else probably knew and laughed their asses off :p
LexaDear 0
5-agreed ha
youngrob 0
wow, really? a fly? a wasp? come on...
princesszeebunny 0
skills
robertdr 0
ninja warrior wasp die but destroy you karma!!!
tnfan5594 0
there is a clear difference between the two
rohosoccer08 1
that sucks hope you ended up all right and didn't have to go to the hospital... but really how do you not know the difference
bmalley 0
you obviously lived and were well enough to hit up fml. sooooooooo ydi for being a ratard
rawrcupcakesz 0
I hope you didn't catch it with your mouth.
Shokz992 0
Yup, big fat YDI for being too blind and deaf to tell it was a wasp in the first place :/
awzmness 0
NINJA WASP, BITCHES
skullbashd 3
18 if he's is writing this he is ok
Pistolaro 0
Go Yoda!!!!! Na not YDI 'cause you need SOME people to feel sorry for you..........
iSitt 0
ydi for being machismo the world would be better without it. unfortunately they're the ones who get to procreate
youngrob 0
French..
AbscenceOfLuck 0
ok so this FML is a repost. I opened up the randoms and the same exact FML showed up but by a different user
rohosoccer08 1
41 I was saying ok that he didn't have to go to the hospital... not that he didn't die... duh reread what I wrote
ibanez370 0
shittyyyy
Shystai 0
OP wasps are freaking huge. Your an idiot. HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE?
ArentICute 0
Atleast you won the bet!
FiFah3 1
you couldn't tell the difference between a fly and a wasp?
RODEOqueen 0
Exactly 3. One is small while the other is large, and they should definitely recognize something they are allergic to!
FiFah3 1
I agree with that. if I was allergic to something I would make sure I would know what it looks like lol
AnonymousUsers 14
OP isn't allergic to wasp stings.
FYLDeep 26
Stupid. Why bother catching it anyway? You trying to be the Karate Kid? Just kill the damn thing.
Zeb_McBride 0
epi-pen???
moonshine_bek 2
How could you not tell the difference? They don't fly that quickly!
FiFah3 1
and they are differently shaped lmao
iamchuck 0
Pay the doctor bill with your winnings.
iClumsyNinja 0
Dumbass
My2864 1
how do you not see the diffrence between a fly and a wasp? im allergic to so im extra catious around them but thats just dump but on the bright side you did win the bet
iClumsyNinja 0
How is it possible to mistake a fly for a wasp? Ydi for being stupid
IchBeinEinTier 0
i agree with your point of view! i approve a lot of the fmls when i moderate because their life is fücked because they are so stupid...
iClumsyNinja 0
YDI for being a duck
IllogicalGenius 0
As opposed to a human...?