Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
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chelly_bee 0
that would be embarrassing but the other people need ti grow up. it is only a fart. everyone passes gas.
Joseph_Stalin 0
A few Russian scientists would like to speak to you. We are currently making improved gas bombs and we feel you can really help us!
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Comments (148)
pcakewafflebacon 0
mm mmm mmm
flyersfan365 0
what were you doing at yoga class she should have been in the kitchen... jk
TaylorTotsYumm 10
You must have a really loose butthole.
Stupified 0
Op you might as well show them you're penis, cuz we all know women can't fart
ortega_fml 0
i agree with #16. YDI for not knowing your place.
ladies_man217 0
it's ok op some guys find girls farting attractive
KingDingALing 9
19- Hahahahahaha! That's what I thought!
planbsponserme 2
stpp gettin so much anal and it will stop.
zp5 4
you shouldve blamed it on the person right next to you. then once everyone was staring at you, you shouldve ran. btw did someone die? I bet someone smelled it then died right in front of you. and that was part of the reason you giggled.
MAGNAVOX 0
This fml sounds familiar.
anorexicbarbie 8
21 - your :)
Stupified 0
No, I said what I meant and I meant what I said! Op, you are penis!
coco_MOO 0
"alright ladies, take a deep breath in, & slowly put yourself in the doggie position." (or whatever it's called) *everyone slowly moves up* OP: PPPPPFFFFFFTTTTFAAAAARTTTTROFLLAWLWOOOOOT "ahhh!! -giggles- I tooted!!!" class: 0______o !
zanguard 0
You may not want to do that yoga position again, assuming they even let you back in.
Sonfang 19
Sorry op that sucks, but when doing yoga and you smush some of those intestinal spots, gas that was trapped is let out. Unfortunately you did the worst thing possible...you brought attention to yourself :( I know from several different experiences in different classes you should just act like it didn't happen. Meh, just let it go and continue class...everyone farts!
tweetbaby14 18
nope 81 I don't fart. I have been trained to never fart again.
boborules 7
haha u just made my day 16
rciccone 0
I started laughing at looks of horror lol
aaliyahbaybee 0
Lmfao! Hilarious (:
SwaggasaurusRex 0
I ****** laughed so hard.
Jake2408 0
#54 No, it is you're.
lkrunner101 7
Its coming from ladies man, so it must be a. True comment!
bc_ramirez08 0
omg.
berrenduh 0
it IS possible to hold in farts. ladies must hav that skill.
kaijapapaya 0
yeah, it's possible, but WAY the heck harder when you're in yoga positions that force gas out
laxgirl17 5
Oh no! Did you have beans for lunch?
Spierdalaj 7
I feel for you, that would be so embarrassing :/
berrenduh 0
it IS possible to hold inyour farts. ladies must have this skill.
teentee401 37
She was in a yoga class. She probably was stretching a certain way that made it slip out without her ring able to stop it.
chelly_bee 0
that would be embarrassing but the other people need ti grow up. it is only a fart. everyone passes gas.
skater2011 0
not that bad ;-|
FaberDriveLuv 5
That's pretty embarrasing >.<
nikkibeez 0
it's embarrassing, yes.. but people do fart. it's not the end of the world.
metal8214 0
you killed a dolphin lol
frank678 7
I giggled at that comment.
ripstick360 0
that's classic
Juneyah1017 9
least you don't smell like dead animals.
ItalianFilipino 0
^LOL
nycy 0
first the 2 fmls about cars and locks and now these 2 about vile smells lol this is awesome
TheSofaKing 7
Maybe that is why the person in the other post smells like dead animals - she farted on him
illmatic2 16
If I was there I would have busted out laughing. Fyl for having a lame yoga class.
aliadnan708 6
ydi u shouldn't fart everywhere
SallyLove_fml 4
It wasn't on purpose, if OP could have stopped it I am sure they would have.