Kat
France
Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Banana
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Puerto Rico
It wasn't me
Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML
MrsFart
RIP
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Rob
Small talk
Today, I was in an elevator with a bunch of people in suits. It was so quiet, I tried to break the ice by joking, “So… who farted?” The doors opened immediately and everyone walked out without a word. I was left alone in my own shame. FML
Anonymous
Memphis, United States
Stressed out
Today, I was in a packed elevator when I heard a loud noise. I assumed someone had farted, so I tried to discreetly turn around and hold my breath. To my horror, the loud noise was actually the elevator malfunctioning and dropping a few floors. I made it even more awkward by holding my breath, and the guy next to me asked, “You good?” FML
Zoro
Burnaby, Canada
Get a load of this
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Loud
Australia
Denial
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
JacksFarts
United Kingdom
Never trust your anus
Today, I was in an elevator going up to the 32nd floor when I felt the urge to let out a fart. Feeling like it was either fart now or have appendicitis, and that it would be quiet, I thought no one would notice. It wasn't silent. It was loud and proud, and the cute girl next to me started laughing uncontrollably. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
anonymous
Singapore
Why would you go and do a thing like that?
Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML
tmac05
United States
Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
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xMooMoox 0
Lol assuming your never going to see these people again you should have yelled out "Okay guys you got me, it was really a queef!!!"
dfarrey 0
That's not entirely true. The person who actually did doesn't think so.
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Touch_fml 0
hahahahahahaha
thatonek1d 0
were you? and did anyone else?
drewgreenan 0
not one of these comments were liked, I checked :0
iFizzgig 11
Except for the person who actually farted, they knew.
xMooMoox 0
Lol assuming your never going to see these people again you should have yelled out "Okay guys you got me, it was really a queef!!!"
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
LOL! xMooMoox!
dfarrey 0
That's not entirely true. The person who actually did doesn't think so.
ichliebedich_fml 0
are you a boy or a girl?
Quidikic 9
Omg I can't reel if Helsinki male or female either
Quidikic 9
Ok that was a horrible spelling fail (I'm on my iPod btw so it autocorrected to those things) I'm gonna terror my comment now, "Ya, I can't tell if he's male or female either."
Boomi 39
That, and "whoever smelt it, dealt it"
courtgirl263 0
omg my sister used 2 always fart and blame it on me... i would start crying and my parents would be like 'its not a shame to fart"
thedecider 0
Ha, "lift", that you sweep with a "brush" after "tea"... aside from being British, that sucks.
mightydouche 0
#6 is a douche bag, not just British people say "lift" and i bet you he doesn't say "brush"
WearingHats 14
Says the mightydouche. :P
Yorih 19
#6 you are aware that the op is from France...
BTROCK 0
If 'thedecider' ever looks at this thread again, someone should remind him that after he's finished sucking off his Dad that he should go look up "English Language"... He might just find that it was written by Brits and that there is a U in Colour and that it's spelt AND pronounced Aluminium, not alooominum.
jeniilouise 0
high five :)
bsaucedo 0
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb
duthight 0
busted, huh?
jessicaislameee 0
lmfao at # 2