megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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calliefornia2 3
That'll teach em!
Omnomnomnivore 10
This was actually a blessing in disguise. Now you'll never be pestered by those annoying lil ******* again (:
destraa 1
Why's that an FML? It guarantees they won't be back!
1crabbygirl 10
If they get in the way, it's their fault.
damari369 2
Lol so where did you plan on cumming??
vbmg152 19
That's awesome!!! Those people are annoying!!! You are my new hero!!
jackson41 4
They deserved it? Lol :P
rapidsfan581 0
I'm a Jehovah's Witness too. :)
dmandan 4
Awesome...!
benmec 18
Well? Did they give you any good tips?
wolfshadow 4
Don't worry man, we've all fapped before god once or twice.