Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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jennc 0
LOL oh man. i'm sorry, that stinks!
Kikitann 9
what
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Comments (74)
spillproof 0
ouch. sorry dude
kellster 2
Well... are you gay? Maybe you should think about it. Girls often have good gaydar.
kirinkinetic 0
I call shenanigans on the 'most girls girls have good gaydar' of the majority of my friends who are straight females (myself included) only two of them have a gaydar of any working semblance and the rest of us are just clueless.
dyld921 2
Have a threesome with her and another guy. Tell him not to do anything to you and focus on doing her. Maybe then she'll get it.
woxy 0
Ouch, Sorry man. sucks to be you.
planetclaire 0
owch. get up and dust yourself off, at least she likes you as a friend
SirAwesome 0
I hope you smacked her on the side of the head with your dick after she said that.
genius_man16 1
lmao Also, the friendzone sucks PS-wtf, quad post ftl
magusuri_fml 0
I have an animated .gif on my computer that summarizes comment #2, only replace "on the side of her head" with " Directly in the nose". And I feel your pain. I've been there.
jennc 0
LOL oh man. i'm sorry, that stinks!
Abercrombi 0
fml, ive been hanging out with a guy i really like alot, i know he likes me, but sometimes i treat him like a girl. idk if he knows im joking now D: he might think i think hes gay
wolfy_fml 5
wow never pick ur nose if there are people in the room! you could eat it :) jk
Kikitann 9
what
chex_fml 0
aw :(