Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
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Top comments
kristenlee 3
Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.
lexii29 0
what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[
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Comments (204)
kristenlee 3
Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.
klmay34 0
That would be a good excuse...but he's a douche!
abbyelizabeth 9
Did he tell you it was all a dream too?
lexii29 0
what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[
vickiejiang1990 0
bfs and bffs shouldn't be left along... some bffs are ****** and bfs are assholes
mike7236 5
That's true but avoiding finding out if they are an arsehole/***** is not a good idea. Relationships should be tested like this early on so you don't find out later on when it hurts all the more. You should be able to trust them together. If you can't, then they aren't as good to you as you would like to think.
qwertyuiop8989 0
I believe this was already an FML and you just expanded on the story a bit..hmm...anyways congrats for getting it published on here.
0___0 9
Wow 0.0 and when I read this everything was at 0 so it said 1 when I voted :D yay. even though like 250 people actually did before me ;] Um... HAPPY EASTER!!!!!! :D GO HAVE SEX WITH A GUY IN A BUNNY COSTUME! :D
summerguy97 16
Now take that situation and make her best friend a dude.
randomcharacters 0
I'm pretty sure someone said this a while ago. I call shenanigans.
anoumous637 4
Yes I saw one very similar to this one.
brenkite 5
And it was a cyanide and happiness comic
Ohnoitslindsay 0
#3, how is it any more the best friend's fault than the boyfriend's fault? Are you 13?
Martianrobot67 0
#7, the best friend has to keep distance even more, bc best friends are trusted more than boyfriends.
BigMacBoi 3
166- Uhm your a dumbass even if it was the best friends fault the boyfriend carried on with it did he not? That's what I thought.
Hollydolly 0
I sure hope he got a kick in the balls and a "April Fools" after that as well. ;)
randomcharacters 0
I'm pretty sure someone said this a while ago. I call shenanigans.
brenkite 5
I'm pretty sure you said that a while ago, I call shenanigans
meetmeinhell 0
5 seconds isnt a quick thinker, thats slow where i come from
schizoid_fml 3
hahaha gota hand it to him. he did try at least