megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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LoveOfHate 4
They deserved it!!!
linkinpark98 24
Now just do that everytime you see them coming closer. *answers door* "'Sup?" "Child, you need Jesus."
Kbearlove23 0
Not like its a sin God wouldnt have gave u a hand q:
xyuukinekox 15
Pretty sure we have more important uses for our hands. I don't even..
Kristoffer 35
I agree, they deserved it.
JaysFanStu 3
Your couch, your window, their problem.
jayfreeman80 0
Did they offer to help you finish?
badmike89 6
You should have opened the door and finished it would have been the last time they bothered you
alera_fml 12
That's one way to get rid of them!
freshx_fml 6
Sinner
hayd1993 9
you should've looked them in the eyes while mouthing "This is for you !". would never have to worry about them showing up ever again.