megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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dragonmonkey 9
I fail to see the negative side to this.
Narttu 20
Apparently, my father used to put on a **** movie when he saw them coming down the street. He would then answer the door with it playing loudly in the lounge room.
Jennige 2
Im a Jehovah's Witness. If I had seen that guy or whatever I'd be laughing my ass off and be like "Are you finished?" LOL.
monmon16 5
Jws are the nicest people ever if u dont want them coming your door ask to jot ever come back and they wont.
afwritoes 14
Well, they were at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Lop0 11
They witnessed the hand of god at work eh?
jarmezzz 2
The only way this story could be better would be if you answered the door whacking off. My hat off to you.
jstfyd 1
YDI totally but that's still funny
xobriannabanana 3
Now they'll never come back!
Liamj774 36
Paris the Maghty Lawd