megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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waynenieto 1
Haha same thing Happened to me kinda except me and my gf were in the middle of doing it in the kitchen
YourMoms_BF 2
Oh no you're going to hell, wasted your seeds! :P
Narttu 20
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate."
redhedsaysrawr 18
"excuse me sir, but we believe you need Jehovah in your life... You REALLY need Jehovah in your life."
kkillaj 5
I don't think it's FYL or YDI I think it's they deserved it
NutcrackerQueen 1
And they still knocked on your door? Lol
jessughka 10
This gave me a good laugh :D
corinna12124 0
U r in their prayers.
LizzJizz 16
That's hot
Lilacware 4
I agree.
jayzyone 4
Well they are supposed to be "witnessing". LOL
daniicochran 1
That totally beats my strategy of hiding in the bomb shelter every time they come by. Congrats!