megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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Sanch101 7
Do people not have blinds?
pboyko2 6
Say it ten times fast.
zandalee 20
Not your most shining moment... Lol
zach8771 3
At least they won't come to your door anymore
fighterofwar 5
Pro tip: close curtains.
tne201992 12
God, they come by at the wrong time!
StzaCrack666 18
you sound like a real "jerk"
schubur 3
That will teach the *******. Haha
Noxialis 10
A true 'megasniper' would've taught them to be careful what they witness. "Oh no, my eye!!"
ShelbyGray 8
For a religion that doesn't have windows in their churches, they sure like to peek in through them.
jarsah 0
That's funny because I'm a witness and there are windows where i go and everywhere else I have went. The only time there are not windows is when there is a higher chance of someone breaking in.
mdwillow 15
I can confirm. We have windows where I am too. I've been hearing this a lot lately and it's dramatized. We're not the skull and bones society or anything haha.