megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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sketchmaster7 0
This is too great hahaha
HeartOfLead 24
By the looks of it, they can clearly see that you haven't heard the good news... Sinner.
irishbohemian 0
That is the exactly the same way I got rid of them!
abethehonest 4
"knock knock shit happens"
xJUNKxPUNCHERx 6
Is your name Jehovah?
LadyJoker21 0
That's hot
neander 8
If that would keep them from showing up uninvited, everyone should do it!
randomhero1398 0
Not an FML, that's a WIN
GingerGirl1992 4
That's one way to get rid of them I suppose. Though, on the other hand, they might just see you as a challenge now and be more determined than ever to save you.
fj19 9
Happened to me too! But they still came back.