megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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MR_RODSQUAD 11
Did they start by saying "masturbation is a sin"?
quontag 15
Jehovah should start with am "I"
totheforest84 4
I always worry they could be out there!
ThecomingofTan 9
Is this the new way on how to get rid of them? Because if it is, I am definitely down.
shockhead101 6
Lol
stiegr 0
There's this beautiful invention called curtains, OP
higgy6969 7
What a douche
debins33 1
They are witnesses for a reason.
downtime 13
Where does it say it was visible from the doorstep?
Emilyinroom483 7
where's the "THEY deserved it" option...