megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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mylife_iscrazy 5
Haha, good on ya, show them they shouldn't disturb people in their own houses!
yzzami 17
Look them straight in the eye and finish while screaming blasphemes.
hiandrews69 29
My mom's roommate kind of did the same thing two years ago. Except she decided to answer the door naked. They haven't been back since.
finklefck 5
did you give them a minute to talk about Jesus Christ?
Tressa1982 18
haha! probably had no idea what u were doing anyways
guineagirl 18
That's when you make eye contact creepily smile and go faster
fantasyworld 39
Just stare at them until they leave.
tjaded 6
DAT alliteration!!!!
BeautyBaby099 18
I would like to know why you don't do something like that in secluded privacy, instead of somewhere where people can see you...?
gablucas 12
Whatever keeps them from knocking!!