Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whatdidimarry
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
I……
United States
Toot toot
Today, I was relaxing on the sofa with the cat purring on my lap. My husband blasted an air horn. I'm now covered in cat scratches and piss, from both myself and the cat. I'm going to skin him. FML
Top comments
nnnnada 6
Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.
darwinism 30
If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.
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Comments (114)
SomeBossOnHere 5
Where..?
allie746 1
First comment!
Spazz420 7
U could of at least made up a clever comment
nnnnada 6
Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.
iStrukk 7
Aren't you supposed to lick yourself? .. No? I'm the only one?... Dang it.. Where is LoganBurrito when you need him.
Airman1988 9
Don't waste it, taste it! So they say
efemel94 7
Does he cough up pube balls?
CaramelMacchiato 13
thank you efemel, for that disturbing mental image :(
sarbear293 4
I love the penis in your picture nnnada.
AKGirlinSD 20
3, Be mire specific, please. Lick him where? ;-) lol
Acidiic 7
Hawt. e.e
marxistbkly 3
If you're husband can lick himself like I cat, then just became obsolete.
maebelline12 12
he must be pretty flexible then!either that or it's really long...
itsalanis 25
He likes how he tastes? c:
onlychildFTW 34
Well some guys I'm sure taste good. My ex girlfriend was surprised I didn't like myself actually. It was a weird conversation.
eastsidesoldier 7
No...jus stop
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
If OPs husband was gay, would he taste like skittles?
cooterpie 11
Taste the rainbow.
DivineSunshine 1
How?
Tezoma 28
With his tongue, I'm guessing.
Calyx_fml 22
Lucky genes and lots of yoga.
OMFGLOLWTF 0
Here is a thumbsdown for you sir!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Where?! Down there?!
lolfood 24
44, for you as well!
AKGirlinSD 20
4, I'm guessing, sometimes when he does shots of tequila, he licks the salt off of his hand or thumb. There's one answer for you.
Spazz420 7
If u get a dog, hide the peanutbutter !!
eastsidesoldier 7
No...jus no
boofgall 16
27- How about you stop telling people what not to say?
quontag 15
How about you stop telling people to stop telling people what not to say.
superswagbro 7
Stop telling people to stop... Nevermind.
superswagbro 7
I love giving my dog peanut butter.
eastsidesoldier 7
How bout y'all stop Bieng stoopid mallates
pedobearsteve 0
can you spell that any worse?
eastsidesoldier 7
Foo I kno how 2 spell fukin retard I ain't stoopid foo
eastsidesoldier 7
If weed got u running yo mouth, u better blow that shit out
darwinism 30
If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.
22cute 17
Not only is it a talent; it says something about his flexibility and anatomy that you can benefit greatly from. I mean, who are you kidding here?? All humans would like to lick themselves if they could. Just as all quadrupeds would like to have their own human hand if they could. So this is really a bonus for you. Yes, if you walked it and saw it, that was probably shocking. But seeing any person pleasuring themselves in any way would be shocking at first. why do you think we usually do it in private. Have you ever witnessed your own O face - kind of unsettling, I promise you. Pull yourself together & make the most of this new discovery, Op. And for God's sake - quit bragging.
JFox 8
I actually think it's kind of sexy. :P
Tezoma 28
You should try it. I enjoy licking myself. It's perfectly normal.. If you yourself aren't.
xXlLaMaXx 5
Maybe your husband will like licking you ?? ;)
CaramelMacchiato 13
practice makes purrfect ;)
Christina6 11
Maybe he's having an affair with your cat
Allanahjoy 7
Ha