megasniper240
Ronkonkoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
megasniper240 tells us more.
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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anythingmustbe 18
God is everywhere
cr3ativity 15
Jesus is coming!!! Oh wait, you're coming.
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ra10244 0
If that doesn't keep em from coming back...go to their building and tell em the next time they come over, you're gonna be goin to satanic ****. See if that helps. LOL!
Kaylaa_grrr 0
that was you?:P
mercymedical 6
Good.
Gtaylorfication 0
They are soooo nosy arnt they?
TheHolyLama 0
well now they are also your witness ;)
pipeline101 6
Ha man that's to good coulda just been like u gonna just watch or wanna help? Bet ud never have a knock on ur door again from them
isis_morrigan 18
That's one way to get them to quit hassling you!
IBeCakin 4
The only thing you can do in that situation is just finish and then walk into a different room and act like you didn't hear them knock
NPN_Scorpio 16
Did they witness the second coming?
sambudd14 2
You sir, just gave me the BEST idea to ward off cold callers!!