Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
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Top comments
dillynf39 3
Study human anatomy.
Sinamoi 18
God forbid someone actually wanting to do good in school as opposed to having sex with everything that moves.
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Comments (95)
superpoptart 24
Uh... judging by your username... you're probably a tramp too.
bubo_fml 11
Appreciate that the fella is actually interested in your intellect...A rare occasion & novel experience...Either that, or he's gay...
19jjrc 1
Oh god shut up.
shyeahh_fml 19
I've seen one similar to this before. it was almost EXACTLY the same...
2ndSucks 15
Seriously 53? Just because some people are still left with moral values higher than yours, doesn't mean you need to attack their comments.
alvarny 17
Try to impress him with your intelligence, will you?
mirag 0
Hey it's finals, some people take that seriously
perdix 31
Hey, where's the problem? Studying IS a good time! Doesn't knowledge give you a boner? Learning is very stimulating. Currently, I'm into finding out all I can about microbiology, macroeconomics and G-spots. After all that thrilling learning, you might just want to relax with a little sex.
GP14brBaller 5
C-C-C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!
PeachyJinx 7
Uh. I'm thinking that if this was a dude, you people wouldn't be as judgmental. Anywho! Don't be a horn dog OP. Sex is for .... married people.
saidawhiting 14
Liam Kyle Sullivan reference for the win.