Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
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dillynf39 3
Study human anatomy.
Sinamoi 18
God forbid someone actually wanting to do good in school as opposed to having sex with everything that moves.
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Comments (95)
MisterDoctor 12
#48, #41, #3, #4, and #9 are telling the absolute truth.
Codezlol 21
Well it may have sounded better if he said "let's go to a study hall or Starbucks". in a way he could have led her on.
The_Troller 14
But #65 was lying.
jacquesromualdez 12
*awkward stare*
paleontologist 8
Agreed, #45. I'm having a really hard time trying to figure out what's wrong with a girl who wants to have a little fun with a guy she likes. If this FML was written by a guy about a girl, the comments would look nothing like all the ****-shaming going on in this one. When are people going to start realizing that sex isn't a horrible thing to want or do? This isn't the 1950's for christ's sake. Women like sex. They want sex. Don't act so god damned surprised and reviled. And #51, I'd rather be a tramp (I assume you mean someone who has sex because they want to and because it's fun) than a prude, obnoxious asshole like you. God forbid a girl actually wants and seeks sex, what a sin. Sounds like you have a lot of growing up to do.
wallygolf 3
So.... Wanna come over and study?
FaraPjJammaz 13
I.am.not.a.*****... BUT I LIKE TO DO IT! Nah, just kidding, Tramp. You are :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Studying isn't a good time? What the ****... She's a weirdo.
pinkWabbits 0
FHL. "Today, I invited this girl over to study but all she wanted to do was get in my pants."
marpay 11
Unless she is but ugly I doubt that would be a Fhl.
paleontologist 8
#81, not everyone subscribes to your personal beliefs. It's cool that you have your own morals, but berating those who don't behave and believe exactly the way you do is asinine. You believe wanting to have sex with someone for pleasure is bad, but not everyone does- and there is nothing inherently wrong with it. You want to save sex for your significant other? Cool! Don't lash out at people who don't agree with you and call them names or try to make them feel guilty. OP could be college age for all we know, though I don't see how her age would matter. You'll need to post a citation for your claim that teens don't know how to protect themselves. It's very silly to assume that OP wasn't planning on using protection as there was absolutely no indication given of that in the FML.