Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
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crzyry 6
Yoooour "ex" boyfriend?
Darkhumor 0
Team up for double payback!!
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Comments (82)
crzyry 6
Yoooour "ex" boyfriend?
hockysa 0
rofl yeah you guys should team up and plot something. like pretend to have a threesome with him but only if he agrees to be tied up. then cover him in fish sauce or something.
hasty_D 0
or worse, just tie him up and beat him...
perdix 31
Or better yet, pretend to have a threesome with him, and then REALLY have a threesome with him! Think win-win-win!
TheLetterZero 7
And perdix fails again...
Maddoctor 10
I'm wondering whether or not the other girl actually the knew the OP's bf was also hers before this encounter. The OP did say she had only recently met this girl (presumably after he had stated cheating on her) and she was bragging a bit. Maybe this girl knew they had the same bf and had a plan to tell the OP so she would dump the guy and she could have him all to herself. But it's just a thought...
darrenm813 0
nice try
This_Quiet_Storm 0
LOLOLOLOL @ #4!!! That is AWESOME!
rofl_fyl 0
@Maddoctor yeah thats what i was thinking!!
iwantjennifer 0
That's very logical I like that
Darkhumor 0
Team up for double payback!!
Peroxide 3
I recall the last time a group of women tried this they glued the guys dick to his stomach technically making him a woman as he would never be able to stand to pee again.
esushi 0
Is 'sitting to pee' the only thing that makes someone a woman? what?
unpossible 26
Real life anecdote warning. Once I was in a bar and a guy was saying derogatory things about women and saying that they were inferior because they couldn't pee standing up. A beautiful young woman walked up to him, looked him directly in the eye, took an empty pint glass and tucked it up under skirt and handed it to him without breaking eye-contact. The guy was left standing there with a glass full of pee. I'll never forget it.
telfie 0
That is ******* AWESOME.
klc20071989_fml 20
Or a 3some ;)
hasty_D 0
ouuuuuuh nasty, someone's getting a beating here girl :p time to show boys that they shouldn't mess with your hearts =)
talldwarf 0
yeah destroy that two timing prat
andrea_deer 0
Ummm... Twin?
steffie11 2
ouch!!
Crysta_fml 3
Obviously you should both dump the two timing twat. I hope you pointed out to her that he was also your boyfriend? FYL
siknik 0
your a twat
ryandmiller41 0
For real
gobbledegook 0
LOL
HamsteronA 0
FAIL
marycharles 0
oh my damn!!