Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
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Top comments
Idiotskillme 20
Hey, it's better than catching him cheating
Justy101 23
Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?
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Comments (99)
stephenseiber1 22
Wait that's not normal. I have been doing it wrong the whole time
Lorenzo1102 21
The importance of grammar is something you must be taught
logicnazi 18
#44 uses passive voice. Consider revising.
ohSNAPyall 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He has a Calicaww.
ohSNAPyall 27
It's tabbulous.
Idiotskillme 20
Hey, it's better than catching him cheating
logicnazi 18
He saw her park. Mistress went go hide in another room's closest. Put clothes on cat as distraction. Classic technique.
JayGatsby 25
I actually think his secret animal obsession is more of a reason to love him ;)
Way2Fast8 20
As long as he doesn't choose the cat over her, it's all good
Miss_Mandi 29
Yeah, unfortunately though he was still playing with p*ssy.
BrutalEater 15
But would there be the smell of sweat or any other smell?
jeepers_1 21
This is a grown up site. You can say pussy, ****, shit, ****. We all know what it says anyway, no point in using the *
Justy101 23
Yeah my precious free time on weekends are always dedicated to playing dress ups with my cat. I mean, like, yours aren't?
wtffml1979 22
This whole thing is disturbing. I was playing with all the pussy I could when I was 17. But unlike OP it was human. Yeah it's nice to love your pets but damn this is freaky
King_paradox 22
That's purrfect
ohSNAPyall 27
The cat is wearing purrple.
WCARlover 35
That must have been catastrophic to your image of him
1dvos_grl3 21
Nah, just a big catastrophe
Vintage_Cola 29
You both need to work on your punning skills. -_-
joelp232 17
seems like he has alot of creativity
stingray112 24
Yeah like #3 said, I thought as I'm sure everyone else did/will that he would end up cheating on you so at least it's not that. Idk about the cat thing though might want to talk to him about that.
mustangbravo 27
He wanted the wrong kind of kitty.
xluciferx666 21
I spend my free time playing GI JOes with my best friebs