Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
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Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML
Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML
Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, my son handed me a handful of snot he just sneezed out, then went back to playing with his Lego. I had IVF and gave up a career as a lawyer to have this little snot demon. FML
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Chazzster 32
Intellectually challenged or just stupid? ... If it's the later, next time let dumbass take himself to the doctor - He's old enough for that and it sounds like the condition was not life threatening so he could do it after he sobered up... If he's intellectually challenged, you have my deepest sympathy.
SirEnigM0nk 22
I know people do crazy stuff when drunk but WTAF?
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Chazzster 32
Intellectually challenged or just stupid? ... If it's the later, next time let dumbass take himself to the doctor - He's old enough for that and it sounds like the condition was not life threatening so he could do it after he sobered up... If he's intellectually challenged, you have my deepest sympathy.
Wadlaen 24
I know several people who has shoved things up places because of drunkenness (and several of these are single mothers today because of that), but I've never heard about anyone shoving Lego up their nose. Sounds like you got a special son!
SirEnigM0nk 22
I know people do crazy stuff when drunk but WTAF?