Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I asked out the guy I like, and he said yes. Later, I found out that he used to date my BFF and he broke up with her right before I'd asked him. I left him saying he should have told me earlier and that I would be weird if we dated. I talked to my BFF about it and she got mad at me. She literally didn't even tell me about them. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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Filitov 0
So set them up on a date, but tell them each different times. Then they'll both think the other stood them up & you'll have a chance to move in on him yourself! Disclaimer: I am not to be held liable for any repercussions of this extraordinarily half-baked plan should you actually choose to follow it. Unless of course you end up hooking up with the guy. You can totally blame me for that.
josebeto 0
lol, sucks for u xD
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Comments (72)
6969awesome 0
well... did you?
iTaylor 0
just say no kids
Marvin_Android 0
Sounds both embarrassing and depressing. You've just experienced the utter futility of getting your hopes up for anything. Hope is such a waste of effort, especially in a horrible universe such as this one. Oh God, I'm so depressed. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
syddyb 0
it's happened to the best of us.
millionaire93 0
it hasn't happened to me, 31.
TexanDanny 2
52, exactly, she said the best of us ;)
mamamiaaa_fml 12
8-We need to make out. OP-It's okay especially if you've never really talked to him before I mean it'll be depressing. ORRRRRRRR you can tell him that of course you'll help him but secretly sabotage his attempts till he falls for you or figures it out and thinks you're a bitch. I would think your friend is okay with this since you like him.
lovelylittleme 0
Soo?? Your like half a billion other girls on this site??
po_ta_to 0
Aww. That sucks. :(
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
TATERS.
TXjuggalo972 6
haha I looked at ur pic and your words and they match
Zmeilerr 22
I'm sorry OP. Keep hoping and good things will come :))
TXjuggalo972 6
3sum?
talldude4u 3
Truly sorry for you there, OP. :/
Flammin8 0
ya, well that happens to alot of people and it SUCK
josebeto 0
lol, sucks for u xD
Michyxo 14
Aww, ouch.
a_girl_i_know 0
Some things aren't meant to be now, but maybe later.
mrod10 0
try being mor sexy then.
FarrahSayzRawrrr 0
Exactly maybe he will relize ur better
keeshatulk 0
that's not to in the pic.. fake
The_Creeper_fml 8
I bet you he is trying out reverse psychology on you. Or he just wants to **** your best friend. One if the two.