Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
You could always take him up on that! If he isn't interested in you romantically, you could make a friend, which is always a good thing c:
AmIReallyRenee 20
What's sad is that the only way he could contact you was through a dating site.
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Comments (58)
_OF_WG_KTA_ 15
Maybe he wants to hang out with you?
JocelynKaulitz 28
Well that would be a good start for OP. "Let's do homework together sometime." Or something.
Lalala579121 28
That sounds like the beginning of a porno.
EvilTurtle 35
homework and chill?
jerzjay 17
Yeah I mean c'mon, help me with my homework is like the school edition of "Netflix and chill"
SystemofaBlink41 27
Calculus and relax
AmIReallyRenee 20
What's sad is that the only way he could contact you was through a dating site.
MidnaLink 35
What if they just didn't KNOW each other, and he just recognized her name?
tomvertigo 17
I wouldnt sqy that is sad, per se. Maybe he knows and recognizes her and is just too why to ask her out in person and this is his way?
Grimmerie 31
You could always take him up on that! If he isn't interested in you romantically, you could make a friend, which is always a good thing c:
I_Like_Dogs 28
Unless you're in love with this friend, that can end really bad.
SoulEaterSE 23
That could be the first step in a good relationship OP
Death69 24
D'oh!
americanafrican 32
he wants you to study with him?
Kiki242 19
That could be his opening. Get you to tutor him then he puts on the charm.
MrSarary 26
Cady asked Aaron for homework help in mean girls and they ended up together. You just never know OP.
AmIReallyRenee 20
I love how u used mean girls for the example
Honest_Guy 10
I'd tell him that the site is for dating and if he's not gonna talk about dating, then gtfo
VeryMuchDutch 12
he'd probably reply with: learn to pick up on the pickup lines
dutchy86 20
"homework"
VeryMuchDutch 12
wzupp bro
StiffPvtParts 43
A little hands-on tutoring on the subject of human anatomy no doubt ; )