Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
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not1 0
i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)
dwights 0
hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window
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dwights 0
hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window
teeteerocks17 0
Ahahaha
Thestarlitrose 0
lol don't feel bad i got sick when i was with a guy i was into. sooooooo awk
not1 0
i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)
whatsarahsaid 0
It would be more of a FML if he decided "sorry. i can't be around you anymore because you had a massive bowel movement like everyone else has had in the world." but this still sucks nonetheless.
Mayonnaise_fml 0
haha I started laughing out loud.
greatnt249 0
Sounds like you should have held it in if you could have.
derfboy23 0
Can't you tell when it's gonna be a big dump? Flush when you're halfway through or plunge the toilet yourself (assuming there is one in the bathroom) to avoid future embarrassment.
greenman_fml 0
I've said it before, I'll say it again: you mustn't be embarrassed about your woman-shit. You should be proud that you clogged his toilet, show him you're not messing around. You can rival his man-shit any day. Keep up the good work
harmoniCAT 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOL
ughfuck1234 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SO TRUE.
SacredHorses 0
lmfao
qwertyuiop8989 0
I got really drunk and threw up all over my crush like the first time we actually hung out, we dated for almost 2 years after that....I wouldn't worry about it, he might still be into you after you did something nasty. Next time just throw it out the window like #1 suggested.
Fanny_fml 0
Lol this is pretty much a deal breaker, guys don't want to know that girls take craps too. :(