Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
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Top comments
dillynf39 3
Study human anatomy.
Sinamoi 18
God forbid someone actually wanting to do good in school as opposed to having sex with everything that moves.
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Comments (95)
dillynf39 3
Study human anatomy.
flockz 20
ya she's already mastered whoregonomics.
itsharkley 8
Where the hell are these girls? All the girls I ask are either grounded, busy, has a boyfriend or all three!
akallaan 7
If these girls are getting grounded and let's assume their parents are grounding them, you, them, or both are too young.
flockz 20
maybe you're a little ugly.
KrazieKleo 13
You have a final to write and all you can think of is sleeping with him? Damn it poor guy just wanted to study!!!
FargoG 3
****
every1luvsboners 11
So if a female wants to have a "good time" she's a ****? You're an idiot ****.
Epsilonyx 15
First it was "god damn idiot" then "idiot ****"? Do you just sit there thinking about what you could say to make you more of a badass? /sarcasm P.S. if you want to sleep around instead of study for finals, you're ******* slutty, or to put it eloquently, desperate for sex.
EpicSquishii 21
Yes, if a girl expects something like that after only being invited to study and is okay with that, it means that they know the world sees them that way and that they accept/expect it. Sounds like a tramp to me.....
4rmMiami 4
Don't be a *****, maybe he'll open up to you in time, next time hold it in ur pants!!!
mozeltov 7
And they say all guys want is sex, more like the other way around
kikiwi_fml 9
#3 and #4 have got it right.
ColdplaySucks 18
You have motivation to study, you have an opportunity to date a smart person, and you'll get good grades on the test (hopefully). Idk why your complaining OP.
alexaaat 0
wow.. pathetic you.
Sinamoi 18
God forbid someone actually wanting to do good in school as opposed to having sex with everything that moves.
sjhill 32
lol.