Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got off my lazy ass and start studying for my upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until my classmate called and after I proudly told him about my sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
dillynf39 3
Study human anatomy.
Sinamoi 18
God forbid someone actually wanting to do good in school as opposed to having sex with everything that moves.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (95)
bubo_fml 11
A few ways U could've turned this to your favor...Arrive dressed as a; 1) prostitute, 2) nurse, 3) nun, 4) librarian, 5) police officer, 6) scuba diver, 7) cafeteria server, 8) sanitation/construction worker, 9) Dental Assistant...(God...I'm sick!)
jarad206 0
You're the one with the profile pic looking down your shirt.......
kessler93 0
Heard that before
chipscolaman 0
Oh i Know this so well -.-
marpay 11
#95 I am positive you took that pic to try and look sexy thus it being mainly of your ****. You can be honest about it. I took mine to have a hot pic but not show my face, you know because grown ups have jobs and all.
pablopoo 7
Quit haten on her gosh
Ari1337 15
****-Blocked. Only your a chick...
vashsinn 0
man... all these other dumb hoes feel the need to put
vashsinn 0
sorry stupid fat thumb hit submit... all these dumb hoes complainimg about op and putting her down.. it says alot about themselves. .... look one one is perfect and just cuz she was hot and bothered for ONE guy doesn't make her a hoe. as for OP this is not an fml :/ you can always study and have some afterwards.
KiddNYC1O 22
Can't slack during finals, silly.
slushpup9696 12
I believe there is a difference between love and lust. She never would have been making love to the guy, she would have "made lust." The difference is that making love is much more passionate whereas making lust is just hooking up. Nothing wrong with making lust as long as you're at an appropriate age and do it responsibly.