Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. So the actual FML character limit doesn't allow for part 2 of this story. My wife actually did mention Fallout in the post, but because it was rather lengthy and the punchline was towards the end, people knee-jerk overreacted to what they saw, and didn't notice that the long post was abbreviated on Facebook with a "read more" link. Several messages later, all is cleared up, and we're laughing about it now.
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221bcompanion 15
Knock it off with your gamer elitist bullshit. Who gives a crap when someone started liking a video game series? Who are YOU to determine what a real fan is and who is legit?
renasaurus 17
What's the difference? .
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renasaurus 17
What's the difference? .
Adeptus_Astartes 22
I've logged 38 hours in the last 4 days. There is none.
jtfrisch 22
Today I found a girl that is not only willing to watch me play fallout 4, but enjoy herself in the process. anti FML
PePziNL 20
Well one gives you hours and hours of pleasure, will always be there for you and costs little money. The other one is a mistress.
LeashaJoy5595 28
Does she really exist? I didn't know it was possible to enjoy watching Fallout 4, I find it impossible to watch and wait my turn.
jtfrisch 22
lol nah she just likes to watch video games?
ApparentlyNotEno 28
"What's the difference?" Sex, mostly.
Chochoholic 16
Don't worry, it's everyone's new mistress.
zarrganaut 17
Mine and my boyfriend's. We have a hard time sharing.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Yeah, hell, it's been my mistress since the second it finished downloading.
FML_dude_117 8
true that
thegreatstudini 9
One of many mate, I wouldn't be worried!
ber4fun 23
I'd say she understands perfectly. Get to raiding those vaults.
Kermy1113 23
I know how she feels.. But it's still messed up how she put that
meli1195 31
I think the wife was just joking, others just took it the wrong way.
gosh_mate 30
At least your wife knows you're faithful. Just ask her to post another status to clear things up. :)
awildwhisper 30
It's no one else's business.
CoppertoneNicole 6
It might not be anyone's business but you know people are going to make it their business. I like #6s idea
wildstyle2007 8
#30 - I mean, when someone posts a public status for everyone, it sort of does become everyone's business
blazeitrabbit 14
Wow those people that will believe everything they hear on the Internet :/
A07 48
Well she's right you know
Auromo 14
Gamer problems.
christian1509 21
I'm sure your wife will be happy to explain to them what she meant and they'll understand.