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Julie Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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kick him in the nuts, stupid!

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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baseball07 0

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fillmyheart028 0

lol #15 but ahhhh ewwwww. homeless people freak me out.

Take him to court! Sexual Harassment! Haha jk. That would be creepy as hell.

LifeSux19 0

Are you talking about the c train in new york city??? But anyway...thats nasty!!

GloomySkyz 0

#15 made my day.

For everybody asking where she's talking about, I'm pretty sure it's Calgary, where the light rail system is called the C-train just like the OP said. Of course it is also possible she's talking about a "c line" in some other city's train system.

#15 wins the internet, oh man that made my week

OMG!!! u should have kicked that hobo's ass!!!! that is so ****** scary!!!!

#9, you're a genius, I laughed so hard at your comment re: #2's comment, ROFL