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Julie Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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kick him in the nuts, stupid!

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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#62 finally someone wiht a proper response. and #61....i dont even know what to say about your response. that totally sucks, but im guessing it was uncontrollable for him. disgusting.

Haha sick! I have to take the C-train too :( (In Calgary)

Eww. D: Rofl @ #9.

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You should have told him to keep his boner to himself. Embarrass him. YDI for not asserting your rights.

If I were you, he would be so beaten... and thrown/kicked out at the next stop (it seems u were not far from the door if the train was so packed)

#8 i can see some future fmls due to that one. "Today a girl with really pretty eyes said, "Even homeless guys need a little lovin'." i am x years old, and never even kissed a girl. Fml" x = enter guys age.

FYL for both of you. Him for popping one in public, you for having to feel it the entire train ride.

this would be REALLY funny if you were a guy lol

sorry, double post

LOL @15