Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
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Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Finally!
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
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GrinchFu1 27
I saw a guy doing that on a bus once. I started cheering him on. "Yeah, man. Get that shit!" Then I told the the lady sitting next to me, "20 bucks says he comes before the next stop." The guy didn't like the attention he was getting and stopped. WTF is wrong with people!?I lost $20 because of that guy.
genericfmluser 17
That is definitely a moment you tell the bus operator or police officer.
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zach205 24
Well, on the bright side, you must be pretty good looking if he was that dedicated, but I don't that that's how anyone wants to be told that. Though definitely get some prepper spray or something if you ever see him again.
MDoremis 38
Or he gets off on creeping people out. That requires zero attraction to the person they're creeping out.
derangedplanet 23
I think it probably actually doesn't say much about how attractive she is anyways. the guy is obviously a creep. she should be going to the police. or kicking him in the junk. I'd probably do both really
deathshead 19
as satasfying as it would be to kick him in the balls, after doing so going to the police might be a bad idea because I do believe that is assault or some similar charge.
Insanemf18 12
This is the 3rd comment where you state you would've nailed the guy The hells wrong with you? First off the guys a creep call the cops or get somebody to intimidate him second idk who you think you are but most guys will recover from a kick in the nuts and come back more angry and stronger then ever it's called adrenaline I don't know who you are little girl but your not tough your not strong your not a lethal weapon your not immune to the law you are a weak female now I don't mean to trash women their are some strong women on this planet but you not any women who calls themselves strong isn't strong I'm so tired of this shit stop talking speak with actions then watch that guy break your face Few men stay down to a kick to the groin and if that's the only attack you got your gonna f***ing die Yours truly A pissed of 18 year old
nonsensical 26
calm your ****, bro
DoomedGemini 38
First off, if you want to rant you should learn grammar. And it's pretty hard to tell someone they are weak when you don't know them. As you backtracked, some women are very strong. I don't think acknowledging it makes you lose strength. I'd say most wrestlers and martial artists admit their strength. And second, I was /always/ told to aim for the groin to get away. Most men will go down and stay down for long enough to get away with a strong kick from anyone. It's a very sensitive area, I've heard of men going down and throwing up from accidental or 'playful' hits to the groin. Really, your rant just seems pathetic. Sincerely, An annoyed 18 year old.
Keiraquarium 12
53: 'any women who calls themselves strong isn't strong', lol what? That's a big assumption. Besides, I've heard a kick to the nuts is extremely painful if you do it hard enough. If you were being attacked it'd certainly be a useful option... even for a 'weak female'.
Aimeejasmine 15
53 well done, you've officially announced to the world you're a blatant misogynist lmao, as if you referred to some random woman as a 'little girl'. What kind of dominating, alpha male, belittling rubbish is that? You can't make a small statement about how there's 'some strong women' when you just made a massive hate speech against women being aggressive to sexual harassment, and think that absolves you from your aforementioned sexist bullshite! Quite frankly, women do not care if it annoys you that we feel the need to physically assert ourselves in this modern rape-culture society, we don't care if it annoys you that we'll aim for the groin to regain our power when being sexually objectified. All we care about is getting that dude to stop stalking, and shaking his genitals towards us. Bigger picture.
derangedplanet 23
I like how you all defended me. it has nothing to do with strength. I'm a punch first question later kinda gal. I was raised with a heavy hand and honestly it affects much of how I act now. but thank you. I do adore being called a little girl when you know me not at all.
deathshead 19
64 is it correct to say you are a feminist, nothing againat you either way just wondering
deathshead 19
sorry for the cut it wouldnt let me post my edited comment I simply ask because some of your statements, for example "modern rape-culture", I have never heard these terms out side of a feminist context
deathshead 19
also I failed to notice it cut off part of my original comment: 53 chop of your dick and stick it where the sun dont shine cause you wont be needing it talking like that
theKevmeister 13
That's terrible but hopefully he's just a tenacious pervert and not a crazy pervert stalker
Recon13x 9
You say that like it's a good thing...
scyth3s 13
Just a case of bad vs. worse.
alexmisty88 16
That really sucks OP.
genericfmluser 17
That is definitely a moment you tell the bus operator or police officer.
joeyl2008 29
Cut it off
fmlfreek101 15
I guess you could say he was a jerk-off.
ilovesoccer1610 31
Hammer time
RedPillSucks 33
and she definitely doesn't want to touch this
iAlissa 34
Ba nanana, nana, nanana
deathshead 19
interupting cow... ...moooooooo?
danthehuman 29
That's creepy and I guess stalking. Be careful, OP.
ScratchCatPower 32
Wow, that's really absurd. Well, all I can say is... At least you know you're attractive! Heh.
GrinchFu1 27
I saw a guy doing that on a bus once. I started cheering him on. "Yeah, man. Get that shit!" Then I told the the lady sitting next to me, "20 bucks says he comes before the next stop." The guy didn't like the attention he was getting and stopped. WTF is wrong with people!?I lost $20 because of that guy.
earlytermination 34
Lol that's a good way to handle the situation. Out-creep the creepy pervert.
GrinchFu1 27
That was the plan. I'm glad it worked too, I wouldn't have wanted that guy to attack me. You can't fight back against someone like that... Dick hands and all, ya know! Lol
tigerzroze 16
I am curious what the lady next to you thought when you did that, did she join in the cheering? :-P
GrinchFu1 27
She didn't start cheering with me, but she made the bet and I had to pay up when we got to our stop, lol.
ThePandoricaOpen 18
$20 well spent, Good Sir.
RedPillSucks 33
interesting idea, but I'm not sure it would work with a woman
Isandri 29
Some of them love the attentionm I was once approached by such creep on an empty bus stop, in the middle of the night. He was pleasuring himself and he just asked, whether he can keep on going, I simply responded "no" but surprise surprise, he kept going anyway. Unfortunately, there is no universal reaction in such situations.
Goblin182 27
Grinchful, you are my new hero. Hilarious.
pete9913 23
You should have taken one more bus, to the pliice station.