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Julie Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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kick him in the nuts, stupid!

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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Kick him in the balls then have arrested

Shoulda pounded him...

paulnc24 1

Public erections never turn out good.

Oh NYC. That's why you stay away from the C and the 3. People are always on sum next shit

omgHAAAY 0

omg, ewwww D:

I woulda pulled out anything sharp like a key or something and jabbed him with it then saying it's to get rid of an infectious rash I had.

i agree with #2...

... that's why I'm adjusting my hours so I can get the train earlier and avoid being smushed against everyone...

ew... thats ******* gross...

bigraws23 0

Two things 1st, hope your not a guy 2nd MOVE YOUR SEAT!!!!!!!!