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Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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kick him in the nuts, stupid!

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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Why didn't you punch him?

How else does one make new friends?

I'm so glad I moved here! Lol

Oh hell no. I ride the C train home and to work all the time. The moment I see it packed I don't get on. And if I'm gonna get on I make sure I say VERY CLOSE to the doors.

But if that was me I would of tried to move away. But I wouldn't allow a homeless man to stand behind me anyway. And are you talking about the c train that's in Brooklyn and also heads to manhattan?

She meant the C(algary)-train. The transit in Calgary, Alberta not the C route train in New York.

That's when you switch places with someone

I believe you meant the "D"-Train

Now you know not to take public transpiration. ?THE MORE YOU KNOW?

The C train is super sketch