Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
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R3TH0R 0
FYL and YDI FYL because he couldn't do any worse at trying to get you to stop; seriously waving = hi/come here YDI for not paying attention to your surroundings have a quick recovery from the ribs, those SUCK to have broken cant do anything
Indiana_fml 4
Ouch indeed. But I wouldn't just wave to signal "Stop!"...
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Comments (86)
tbweffect 0
You fail at life, idiot
gurlgurlgurl 0
ouch.
mystic_star 0
shame hes not a vampire.
Jiplo 18
...you really had to say that? really?!
Janawa 22
Epic pic, I feels ya bra.
MrsDruidess 23
sorry but she disnt see the hummer?? really?? OP YDI
Indiana_fml 4
Ouch indeed. But I wouldn't just wave to signal "Stop!"...
R3TH0R 0
FYL and YDI FYL because he couldn't do any worse at trying to get you to stop; seriously waving = hi/come here YDI for not paying attention to your surroundings have a quick recovery from the ribs, those SUCK to have broken cant do anything
stiles_fml 0
american
tbweffect 0
#5, suck my balls
sdawl 0
shit that sucks get better
fmlfan456 0
aw. hope you feel better soon!!
shani__ 0
OH NO! How do you deserve this? You were obviously excited that your crush was signalling to you, but who does franticaly wave to signal stop? I would be like "STOP THERE IS A CARD ABOUT TO SQUISH YOU!" and do the "stop" sign with my hand.. FYL :( Feel better soon!
butter_flew 0
ooooh... >.