Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
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blland 0
kick him in the nuts, stupid!
ohhlala_fml 0
hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible
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Comments (163)
Lady_Nevermore 0
WTH #44 I hope you get raped in your arse next time you dress up nice because you want to look good for a party or whatever!!! Everyone should be able to wear wathever they want to to feel good about themself!!!
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
what c-train? the boston one? it gets packkkeeedddd on there sometimes. i know your pain dude, sometimes you get stuck next to the wrong people
jailbot 7
Ewww. Next time elbow the bastard in the chest hard enough to knock the air out of him. It takes pain to let nasty men like that know such behavior is unacceptable... no matter what you're wearing, or how crowded a train may be.
shaPOW 0
i'm laughing too hard at #2 to even come up with a real comment!
thatsux94 0
#7 lol that made me laugh alot
nyvremzurc 0
You should have aimed your knee or elbow at his head or chest. and then when he or the train suddenly move... well I guess you should have known what would happen next.
mtrem225 0
Take a picture with your phone if you can and tell the operator... they have cameras on trains usually
lowcapacityx 0
Ew. How you even let that happen is amazing. Should said something like-- "Hey look here, I don't care if you're homeless doesn't mean you can touch me with your dirty package!" Then point at his lower regions. Pretty sure you would've gotten everyone's attention and hobo would've backed the eff up. Or maybe some help from a kind stranger cause that's gross like you need 50 showers after gross.
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
okay guys, it is nasty and shit but it's not like he intentionally rubbed it on her leg. it touched her when they were jolted going over bumps. i'm not a guy but based on my bf and other guys i'm friends with i can guess that you don't plan to get hard. #59 i don't think taking a picture or telling the train operator would do much because he wasn't trying to sexually assault her or anything. but overall that does suck and sometimes it happens on crowded trains. a lot of gross shit happens (like seats with pee on them and stuff ewww) i feel for you
BaldOuting 0
that is so disturbing