Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
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Top comments
Jimminee 3
you must have an extremely large nostril.
max_wilder 9
why would you want a closer look?
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Comments (91)
Jimminee 3
you must have an extremely large nostril.
TookaWooka666 0
Should of double tapped it's insect ass.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this is only the begging, soon the bugs are gonna take over. I warned you all but you didn't listen *maniacal laughter*
Goldenchest 14
No.
thatbitch99 0
The OP (Of the FML) Totally deserved this. Everyone knows not to do those kinds of insane stunts around bugs.
FNFPhilly 0
I wonder if that BUGged you OP
Tcaret300 12
HAHA Not really funny..
zendaddy0 0
yah what's all the BUZZ about
rallets 23
he wanted a closer look because he was nosey :P
mattmadden 0
No the Chinese are gonna take over.
thatbitch99 0
Why would anyone do a crazy stunt like that? YDI.
This2Rudy 7
you always double tap, op, have you seen zombieland?
staceysgenesis16 0
you should have made sure it was dead! smash that bitch twice.
robotiick 12
I triple tap dem bitches
max_wilder 9
why would you want a closer look?
jacobepaps12345 0
to enjoy the look of the splattered bug and all the guts ... or is it just me who does that ...
PurpleRae420 0
To maybe see what kind of bug it was lol I'm guessing it wasn't poisonious otherwise how would you be writing this FML if you were dead!
Hayman68 4
because OP was a girl and she thought she finally did something useful besides making a sandwich.
iSitt 0
it was the dreaded Snot Bugger. it drills into your brain then makes your crawl into the sewer.
metfanatic1986 0
stomp twice everytime! lol
GrooveSponge 0
Yeah haha! It's like killing a zombie. Ever heard of "double-tap"?
CryMoreFMLs 15
BUG: 1 OP: 0 Will there be a grudge match?! Let's find out...
Livinia 11
Haha, smart bug :)
bodmonontheblock 0
hot lady
DaiCarmuhh 6
Sticky situation you there
HubertPL 0
it must have really been bugging him ;)
dannyboy66 7
all i see is u like **** yea start eyeing the bug then it flys up and gos into your nostril yelling ******
tommyboy101 0
haha ******* awesome comment man haahahahaha lol
FunnyGuy5051 7
pour water down Ur nose
iLazy 0
That or sniff some drugs so he either dies or HIIIGH
Pownzeez 0
arent you the genius.
kyanisaurus 0
slimy booger
Nikkitaria 9
That's awful. I hate when I'm going to bed and I hear a mosquito buzzing near me. You just know you'll wake up with a swollen face.
xDeathAbove 2
now snort some meth to make bug get high, sooner or later it will fly out
metfanatic1986 0
yeah. that'll help the problem!