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Julie Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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kick him in the nuts, stupid!

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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oh this is just nasty

THATS SICK. shoulda had the balls to do something, man hahaha no pun intended lol

AlexJakubsen1 0

well you shouldn't have seduced him ya ****.

Woo Calgary! :D

You have two legs, use them to break some Eggs or just walk away. -_-

ewwww!!! should've gotten off!!! OFFF THE TRAIN! and get on in a different compartment!

ROFL @ #4, 9, and 21!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU GOT MOLLESTED BY A HOBO!

#4 you made my night! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably not on purpose though... and I'd have just moved away if possible.