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Julie Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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kick him in the nuts, stupid!

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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duckduckchicken 0

C train as in the one in Boston? Hoped you did something about it.

haha im also wondering which ctrain >.>

C-Train...Calgary Train. Says she's from Alberta x)

#11, I thought the same thing! I feel like that happens all the time on the c line, haha

hope you weren't wearing a mini skirt...or anything too revealing...this is why girls should dress modestly... =P be a worst fml if you were a straight guy.

AND HE JIZZED IN HIS PANTS!

EmmaMarieCullen 0

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha lmfao!!!

****!! LMAO

AntiChrist7 0

well you should be happy, he also could have thrown up when he saw you. It's a natural thing and he couldn't stop it

Packed trains and erections happen. Many men wake up with morning poles. Can be embarrassing when they happen at the same time. Hobo could have been dying too of embarrassment as erections don't hide, aren't politically correct, and don't follow 'programs' either. "Whoopsies" aren't only the bane of pubescent boys.

#15, you just made my day. Anyways, homeless people kinda suck no matter what they do. :

It could have been worse. He could have said "Hey baby. Ever done it in a boxcar?" And at least he had to hold onto the supports on the train so you could see his hands... at least I hope you could

You should have said "No matter how much you rub against me, you're still not getting my change."