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Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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kick him in the nuts, stupid!

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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Simgary56 0

It's the C train in NYC I think. And that sucks, but it is a little funny!

I wish I could go to Nyc and not cuz homeless guys wanna rub erections all upon you

Agree with #1! Kick him in the nuts!

It's CALGARY, the home of Stephen ******* Harper, what do you expect?

you deserved that one

MyImmortal_fml 0

EW!

at least he didnt take you back to his box and rape you.

ILUVMSC 5

u would enjoy that huh?

#9- You made by DAY!! :D

check the OP's name, it's a girl... fortunately. Even hobos have their standards :P

rofl 36 and 21.