Hunter cat
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ellencrazee
United Kingdom
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Mojosahomo
Salt Lake City, United States
Thanksssss
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
anonymous
Torrance, United States
Trustworthy
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Traumatized cat owner
United States
Over the Rainbow Bridge
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Mary
United States
Scared for life
Today, like most days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice, but this time he brought this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family "brave" enough to go fetch our cat's gifts. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
Lifes_a_bust
United States
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Harbinger of feline death
United States
Harbinger of doom
Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML
Giggity
United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
TheLivingDeadTree
United States
Sobering
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Top comments
Emma Marshall 19
You must be hungry and a terrible hunter.
bl3ur0z3 17
My cat would leave me dead birds when I was very small (4-5yo). Luckily my uncle was there the first time to explain this sign of love. And that my cat believed me to be a terrible hunter, which he wasn't wrong about.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Aww. Your cat must really love you.
Emma Marshall 19
You must be hungry and a terrible hunter.
bl3ur0z3 17
My cat would leave me dead birds when I was very small (4-5yo). Luckily my uncle was there the first time to explain this sign of love. And that my cat believed me to be a terrible hunter, which he wasn't wrong about.
Phillycheeze 20
Get a dog.
bluhbluhbluh 14
sound like some Halloween magic ritual. I'd be careful if I were you.
EmDizzle2007 28
did you say thank mew??
Larissa Russo 6
You obviously suffer from reptiledisfunction.
chosha_fml 27
Generous.
chickensheep 15
If you are living somewhere where cats are an introduced species and you’re not responsible enough to keep your car indoors then you shouldn’t own a cat. Cat’s a menace to native wildlife and are putting many species on the verge of extinction.