Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
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I can't stand leg puns! 23
Counter answers: "I was actually going to say earplugs, so I don't have to listen to your bitchy voice." "I was actually going to say Death, so at least there's an end to dealing with you."
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
"Apply water to burned area"
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I can't stand leg puns! 23
Counter answers: "I was actually going to say earplugs, so I don't have to listen to your bitchy voice." "I was actually going to say Death, so at least there's an end to dealing with you."
Rabite 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Overreaction much? She just made a joke. Calm the **** down man.
Dramori 29
#6 - if someone tries to burn you it's perfectly acceptable to burn them back with a comment that doesn't have to be true. Besides, it was definitely a bitchy comment and would deserve it.
I can't stand leg puns! 23
I'm sorry Drax, I forgot you don't understand when someone's not being serious. And if you freak out because you don't get the reference, shame on you for not watch Guardians of the Galaxy.
I can't stand leg puns! 23
That was to #6, forgot to mention.
ozzytiff 13
My reflexes are too quick
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
"Apply water to burned area"
Bearsmomma 30
Water? What's that gonna do? Raw egg whites will stop the burn/blistering and the pain. Only if done IMMEDIATELY though. (Just FYI. It really does work irl)
OhPuhleeze 23
I would have said unashamedly; internet, laptop, pornhub.
Savagephy 17
Its okay op she is probably a really mean hearted person that won't make it in life
MamaChey 24
"Probably won't make it life", so says the 13 y.o. Too damned cute! I don't care what you say, the Pornhub comment was hella funny!
cootiequeen4444 11
@33 oh no! life won't make it? Not if I can help it! *grabs defibrillator* (also, am I the only chick that agrees with the dudes that the comment was super bitch. I'd never be that rude or presumptuous. If you can't tell. She's basically calling OP a loser who can't get legit sex and thus needs copious amounts of wank bank material. hence the bitchiness of the comment.)
hpandher 16
"I was actually gonna say xvideos but anyway"
XsethmanxX 5
Actually, I'm thankful for your mom. She's on PornHub a lot
Thegoofygoober 15
"and the park Rangers say that the burn zone will be out of control"
IronicDreamer169 8
It sucks to be you op, but let's not forget... The Internet is for **** lol
megamonster99 18
Relatable
orangediva 10
**** is rape. Can't believe people here support it and normalise it. Sorry you got teased like that OP
I can't stand leg puns! 23
I think you might want to update your knowledge on the definition of rape.
Bloodyskull 13
are you sure about that? Please tell me this is bait.
Goblin182 27
That was a good burn by your friend.