Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after I kicked my boyfriend out, thinking the sudden separation would make him value our relationship more, I heard he's spent the last 3 weeks at his brother's constantly playing Xbox, hasn’t called me once, and now I’m hearing rumours he’s been taking other women home from sleazy bars. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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lol69_fml 0
Sell his xbox and buy a wii. That'll piss him off
Daaniellee1234 8
Ahahaha. Not gunna lie, I would probebly kiss my xbox goodbye to.
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Comments (109)
that_guy321 2
ouch.
Gasoares22 0
Classic Guy LMAO
Sun_Kissed18 25
"Classic Guy"?? Hm.. maybe all of the guys I know are the rare, non-asshole guys.
GuerillaRated 0
First of all: Classic Guy? I have never met a dude that would kiss his xbox over his girl. And second: I understand where he's coming from a little bit. Hey, the xbox let's him win sometimes and never suffocates him with stories that branch out into 75 other ones, last longer than the "Titanic" and have less of a point than a Dubya speech. (and far less entertainment value)
GreenHacker 0
The XBox is probably a better kisser.
VD007 0
I'm sure there are millions of non-assholish guys in this planet. You just seem to fall for the assholish guys because those are the only ones that you actually ever pay attention too.
VD007 0
Sorry, sun-kissed18, I meant to reply to the OP, I clicked reply on your comment by accident... :S
hippo23 0
a man has his priorities
asmb100 27
If I was leaving for a month long trip, I'd either take the Xbox and kiss the girlfriend, or take the girlfriend and kiss the Xbox.
lovebugg1234 0
ermm. new boyfriend? loll. but this is really not that bad. maybe he was just being cute
HeXr 22
how is that cute...?
ZleveL 0
the same way your **** are ;) oh wait.. that doesn't make sense
asmb100 27
Hitting on girls on FML? Really? Actually, I wonder if that works. Tell me how it turns out.
lol69_fml 0
Sell his xbox and buy a wii. That'll piss him off
Faithful_Jewel 0
This had me laughing more than the FML. *Throws a basket of virtual cookies*
sexxxtacy 0
the phrase cruel and unusual punishment comes to mind wit that suggestion
fringle 0
Haha! I'd totally do that. But, I already have a Wii :/. But again I don't kiss it! He must have some lead on his lips now... knowing how much of it they put in almost everything. He's gonna die of lead poisoning. Then you'll be sawry! Fhl for kissing xboxes, that's rather disturbing.
No_Heart 0
That's one of the cruelest things i have ever heard, how could anyone even think of doing that.
ZleveL 0
52 your pic =LOL
TheiMightyKhaL 2
I used to play the wii, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
celeritas_5k 0
Haha nice...
Daaniellee1234 8
Ahahaha. Not gunna lie, I would probebly kiss my xbox goodbye to.
StrickenNerve 0
Dump him, he is going to flirt with other girls out there anyway.
up4thebadguys 0
I would totally have done the same thing, and i'm a girl. X-box is fricking sweet.
eric22446690 0
i know right!
Jem777 6
Who the **** cares if you're a girl?
srak 0
ydi for being unkissable.
iLucid 0
Simple yet such and Epic Win...
JP101 0
When he comes home, make sure you are gone.
gameoverman_fml 0
It's the only box he'll be getting near on his return. Self inflicted chastity. He has it.