Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML
Today, I started work at catering company. I was aware that I'd be cleaning dishes, but they forgot to warn me how many. Needless to say, after polishing 527 glasses, my hands hurt. FML
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
Today, our boss offered use of the restaurant for free for my 50th. It went well but afterward he asked us to clean up, then started pulling all the deep-cleaning equipment out of storage, saying, “Might as well while you’re all here.” The cleaning took longer than the party. Bastard. FML
Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired because I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
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Archay 13
The roaches must have been from the luggage.
immaMonsta 8
OMG. I'd die. Cockroaches creep me the **** out! FYL!
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bitchpleasemike 7
that's chat. FYL.
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
What's with your pic?
Da_Bauss435 8
the the dog is just trying to stay active and healthy so it can fit into it's desk at school
BeatifulPenguin 4
Yeah! Honey badger don't care. He'll kill all of them. Then he'll go eat a cobra! Don't know what that means? Go to youtube, type in 'the crazy nastyass honey badger' it's the one that says, (original narration done by Randall)
immaMonsta 8
OMG. I'd die. Cockroaches creep me the **** out! FYL!
Jaxx66 21
Yeah, I'd of run back inside having a panic attack, trying to trade two jobs just to pawn off that one
angelikagiza 0
What is FYL
folgy 10
**** your life
11mandy80 6
What does op mean
Nevereverland 8
Ostrich Punani
immaMonsta 8
#53 Original poster.
boydeee01 7
You just ruined a long thread of everybody's version of OP that happens every time somebody asks what it means.
immaMonsta 8
#58 I don't care. I don't play little games and make up other things that OP could stand for. It's childish.
ash1rose 11
It means "original poster" :)
NoisyNykkii 10
It means opaque penis.... Pft, 'original poster' that doesn't even make sense! (and this one is for the laughs~)
birdcagereligion 10
That sounds completely terrifying, I'm sorry.
SephoraGypsy 15
Anything with wings, in my opinion are terrifying as all ****. Lizards are cool, not creepy at all. Put wings on them, you've got child killing, village destroying dragons. Sharks. Stay out of the water, you're pretty sweet. Sharks with wings, the world becomes an apocalyptic abattoir, scattered with human remains. Roaches + wings = GTFO of there.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
31: You just made my day with that ;D haha
Mojjy 3
Go show those cockroaches who's boss!! just be like "come at me bro!"
thisisafunnyname 12
Clearly OP is not boss because if he were, he would not have assigned himself to clean the outside bar
KiddNYC1O 22
Don't know if trolling or just slow... ^
Archay 13
The roaches must have been from the luggage.
dragonstrike94 8
Iseewhatyoudidthere
KaelaKhaotic 5
I'd quit. That's just gross.
Branflakes78 13
why would you quit over that? so just because of a few bugs you will just stop getting paid because you quit?!?!
Llama_Face89 34
20- she's 16. Of course she won't understand how difficult it is to get a job these days.
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
FYL I would have quit that's too scary lol you're a trooper if you did it :)
Birdie_Sage 0
Not much of a "cleaning party", huh? You can gather them in one spot by throwing food on the ground and squash them. Then you start cleaning.
shinshoku13 19
If you step on roaches, they multiply ten fold
nofearjenshere 12
I bet you were bugged out.
Branflakes78 13
wow so original. not
firecopy 6
Actually it was original, and it was slightly humorous.
Llama_Face89 34
21- HEY! Her comments often make my day! Leave her alone!
nofearjenshere 12
I make someone's day! :D Hope you have an awesome day today! Edit: and to you bran flakes... Corn flakes are way better!
cmyk 19
How often do you prople who work there clean?! Once a year?! Thats just grim -.- Makes me wonder where you work where you're allowing it to go so far..
RedPillSucks 33
Hope it wasn't a fast-food place