Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
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OMG_N3RD 0
Kids...
j_cat187 20
ask her if she is embarresed from being a bitch
DaveDave7 3
go up to her mother and ask if she's embrassed to have a b**** of a daughter
Jrefinne 7
Obviously she was so astonished at how much your penis bulged out of that thing.
Tuesdays76 0
Hello, this is lifeguard Joe with Summer tips. If you spent the winter eating Burgers and Fries please do not put on your old bathing suit and stroll down the beach like everything is Honkey Dorey, it is Not. Have a safe summer, and please, keep our beaches beautiful.
sarahbear430 0
*like* FML needs a like button...
Miss_Random 0
"If she wasn't fat, she wouldn't feel bad." You do realize that plenty of people feel like they are fat when they really aren't, don't you? Anorexics for example. They get to nothing but skin and bones, but all they can see and feel is fat. Besides, OP never did say she felt or thought of herself as fat. All she said was she was finally confident to wear a bikini. Maybe she finally got over her embarrassment of some scars on her belly. None of us can assume that OP is a "beached whale" because a rude and disrespectful little girl called her huge. Yes, kids can be honest and tell it like it is. But they also have the tendecy to view the world disproportionably.
Tuesdays76 0
If she was anorexic then the girl would have said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you look like a skeleton?"
Tenaed 7
Aww dont listen to her... stay being confident! :D
Amoondris 17
Did anyone stop to think maybe OP is not fat, but healthy qnd this little girl who called her huge has a mother who is more than likely underweight?
LinTurk 4
I was thinking the same thing.
sheistydood 0
man the harpoon
staceysgenesis16 0
HAH wat a lil bitch..