Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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FunnyGuy5051 7
before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"
cupcakeluver1212 0
Are bather's swim suits?
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FunnyGuy5051 7
before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"
KrazieKleo 13
Pretty sure there are indoor pools people go to.
FunnyGuy5051 7
ohh, I misread it and thought op said (s)he went swimming at the beach
zombicidal 11
I have never heard them called bathers and by the way Rad old escape the fate picture
KelpForBrains 0
excellent observation sir!
jacob4848 4
It's not the 80's anymore shave that Afro.
death_dolphin24 0
I think it's sad how people reply to comment number one just to get their comment read by people because nobody wants to scroll through 3 pages to read someones comment.** ** does not apply if reply is related to #1s original comment Oh shit my comment dos not relate to #1's comment
nattynatters 14
Also... It's 90* and higher where op lives. Google man. Takes 2 seconds.
ferrettamer 6
I have a boner now.
tweetbaby14 18
Pube fros get you all hot and bothered? Even though they could be housing crabs, bits of toilet paper and pantie/jean lint? You know what... That is sexy.
Justforlolz 14
35- first of all, you need to be slapped across the face. Hard. The irony in your post is lethal. So what if people do it? I don't quite remember seeing a rule against it. And it's not like EVERYONE posts on 1st comment. So kindly take your pointless argument, and shove it up your ass. Idiot.
nava1210 12
14- how in the hell do you get beach from anything in this FML
death_dolphin24 0
111- sorry my brother and I basically share an account.
2ndSucks 15
I like how stupid commenters always blame their siblings for their dumbass remarks.
Uneedanapbro 6
Shaving is always good my friend.
DDbaconcrazy 1
Me too!!!
zaleh 23
the 80's have been fun :)
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
120, yeah so did I, till my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to go on my Facebook, google+, FML, TWI, And anything else that can have comments/posts and typed random crap xD. But I they are using them as an excuse, they can go dig a hole and die In it.
cBlackout 13
14, we can still go to the beach in San Diego :)
sabrinaFML 0
Ur an effin retard
sabrinaFML 0
Im sayin this to 1
sabrinaFML 0
Haha ur hilarious -_-
pinkpolarbear 8
1, Escape The Fate FTW. My cousin is best friends with max an i got to meet him. Hella chill but sucks he is in rehab. Or at least was.
FunnyGuy5051 7
231, that's awesome, I love them and been to one of there concerts
ArmadasRebellion 1
Sweet pic 1 Ronnie Radke is the shit
beautyful_mess 0
Ummm duuuudde it's not cold rite now in australia
Link5794 18
And you're not, so stop trying to be. You're just digging yourself deeper.
death_dolphin24 0
Well... Shave?
oreobunbun 3
At first I thought that op meant white "people"
FreshlyCut 0
Gotta shave does pubbies.
AngrehPirate 0
At least there wasn't gum in her hair
cannibletaco 6
I know that his completely irrelevant, but your profile picture is absolutely adorable 70.
dav3800 7
It's coming for you 212... Watch out.
FMLidiot 12
212: Of course it's relevant. It's a hairy pussy for god's sake.
cupcakeluver1212 0
Are bather's swim suits?
adamjohnson 5
I would guess so idk though I live in the USA
RobboXD 5
Yeah they are :)
NotDave 0
I'd assume so. Didn't know any country called them that, though....
omarzrgz 3
White bikinis is the greatest invention ever :D but only if it's not that hairy down there
flockz 20
it doesn't matter what color they are when they're on the bedroom floor.
mikepattonfan 0
Yes it's an Aussie thing to say
hayq 5
We also call our swim suits; swimmers, swimming costume, cozzies, togs, speedo's and swimming trunks along with bathers. :)
vivienmoore 0
I absolutely love your profile picture! Doctor Who FTW!
DoctorWhooves13 5
Love it too!!! :D I
colagal 1
No we dont.
bamagrl410 31
Swimming costume? Haha that's kinda badass. I wish we called it that. Never heard the words cozzies or togs though. You learn something new every day.
kimmy91 12
Hahaha it's so weird that we don't even realise that the words we use are slang. I thought everyone called them cozzies and swimmers lol.
cocainewhore 30
In the uk we use the same as Australia then, haha
Lea Basler 9
my irish boyfriend calls them togs as well so i started calling them that. before that i learned to call them ‘swimming trunks’ in english class where i grew up in switzerland.
every1luvsboners 11
Tell him it's the new protective water-proof wool that keeps the chlorine out of your system.
socalsky 0
Smart.
iamyourmum 1
1 is retarded
SouthernPride95 19
Youre retarded
MikeDa1Da 14
You're* retarded.
nattynatters 14
You're
aceman1992 9
5- you're not doin much better yourself.
sovietkiwi 0
I up voted #1 just cuz you're an asshole
FaraPjJammaz 13
So is 5
cash_monkey72 9
In soviet Russia, comment thumb you up!
chili_is_good 0
Well, it's something you and 1 have in common
cutielilangel 8
Lol so many downvotes!
Kaffle 5
5 no baka
DKParth13 5
38 thank you captain obvious !
Honda288 2
Wow, these people don't like you.
brown4lifejot 1
No mom you are!!
aidanpoopnuggs 0
Poop
rmbroad 0
Haha i laughed
sabrinaFML 0
I agree 1 is an asshole
haw008 14
That's just common sense, OP.
Buttsexpirate 9
So I'm guessing that they were actually really black then?
Enslaved 38
Little black curly hair!?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Pubic afro!!
newmandotcom 6
Why wouldn't you shave if you are putting bathers on?
BeefyQueef 5
No kidding. No shave November is over!
SouthernPride95 19
Because its the style thease days
Steve95401 49
At least trim the pubes and thin out the forest.
CowOven 7
114- "thease"? Oh lord...
totallytatie 3
Embrace the pubes!
RedPillSucks 33
I always do, but then she beats me off.
desireev 18
Lmao Maybe you should observe these things before you go swimming!! I would have died laughing if I'd seen that!!! Lmao
desireev 18
YDI by the way
tweetbaby14 18
Probably didn't notice they could be seen through because they weren't wet at the time?
santel_fml 8
12 is a real bitch
nothingclever 0
You sound like bratty twat
desireev 18
I'm a bitch?? Lmao for finding humor in the fact that someone didn't shave before going swimming? Let alone, in a WHITE swimsuit??? Ok!! Ya I'm the bitch!! Lmao
desireev 18
That's a good one by the way! Bratty twat... Bet it felt good saying that!! Twat is a pretty gross word.. You should watch your mouth. It's not cute!!
desireev 18
And that's why you shave before you go swimming!! No matter what color swimsuit you're wearing!!!
jmuld 3
Seriously, quit the 'lmao'.
ohmandapants 17
Maybe OP isn't used to being completely bare down there. I didn't realise that in order to wear a swimsuit, you have to be completely shaven. I'm sure there were no hairs poking out the sides. You don't always expect swimsuits to become see-through. I have a white bathing suit that isn't see-through. Don't be such a ****. Is **** better than twat? I think so.