Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
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traze 7
So...are you embarrassed?
MissBunny25 0
piss in that bitch's Caprisun
polysyllabist 3
:) Smile and tell her, "Of course not! There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Big girls get to eat all the cake they want, whenever they want after all" ... ... then ask her if she's embarrassed about her giant nose. I mean, you've never seen one so big on a child so small.
Melvar_10 3
BEACHED WHALE!!!!!! :O
tulsafml 0
^ o ms god where?!?!?
TehFMLKing 0
I think this kid is too young to be loving herself... :S
nerdchic 5
that's means ^^
JokersChild310 0
i hate kids. and keep feeling confident!
TehFMLKing 0
I think this kid is too young to be loving herself... :S
rebekahah 7
obviously not enough to put on something other than a bikini...
mzeemzima 0
ew!! YDI for going out in a bikini when u know ur obese nasty I'm getting a derection just thinking about it
traze 7
^so...you had a erection before posting this comment?
mylifemyrules 0
she completely deserved it go on a diet
MissBunny25 0
piss in her Caprisun
A7X_LoVeee 10
What's up with you and piss? lol
MissBunny25 0
idk lol
lis54 1
wtf ur a bitch way to make ppl feel good! i bet ur like 200 pounds sitting at that desk looking at the computer screen eating chips!
MissBunny25 0
92, who would you be referring to?
nerdchic 5
I'm guessing you?? but still. it's not nice to be mean.. let her feel good in her own skin.. chubby or thin
MissBunny25 0
no, she wasn't referring to me. I didn't say anything mean. you should read through the comments before you type.
browntiga 0
I don't think she should be embarrassed to be fat. think about it while everyone counts calories she can eat a big Mac and think nothing if it. generally when it comes down to it you have to choose between good food and good looks :)
chrisauh 4
If you are fat you are unhealthy no matter what so of course you should be embarassed
BadBoyz90210 0
^^^love the fat booth^^^ tell the girl she will look like you if she talks baddly about people...
prince122 0
107 who are u Jenny.
360XBOXFTW 0
Today, I went to the beach. This really obese girl was sunbathing... in a bikini. FML
iDoubtWhales 7
Fat girls should never wear bikinis, it's like AIDS for your eyes
warpig182 0
Sence when is a big mac good food?
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Maybe she should of used that confidence to go to the gym for a change. I hate fat people, and I hate them even more when they complain about being fat.
rocket2 0
typical white girl at the beach
poopydutchman 2
I hate it when they complain about being fat yet eat bad. then they say all skinny girls are anorexic. it's called working out or eating right
dbt88 15
I don't see where it says she's actually overweight or obese. The girl could've been rude or she could've been raised to think only anorexia-stick-thin looks good, so anyone else is "huge." A lot of you are no better than the girl.
JanisEvans 10
Since when is a Big Mac good food. Not even considering the health part... It's simply disgusting. You might as well eat polystyrene.
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
We agree with the girl, she should be embarassed.
ryukensfj 5
maybe she was talking about your huge ****?
Taina2403 0
Wtf!
Ale8900 3
WTF 167 does anyone besides a complete nerd know what polystyrene even is??
Ale8900 3
92 that is TFH lol...and probably true
nerdsgetmehot 23
#185 And what's wrong with being a nerd? I'm a nerd and proud.
oblio 0
118, you're one to talk. Put your shirt down, for cryin out loud.
Tuesdays76 0
Not that McDonalds is good food.
Tuesdays76 0
#190, yes 118 is one to talk. He exercises and keeps himself fit. Nothing else to say.
oblio 0
202, just bc someone keeps fit, that doesn't mean the whole world wants to see it. He doesn't think fat girls should wear bikinis, and I think he should keep his shirt down. Samey same. Fit or fat, don't display yourself like a side of beef on a hook.
chronic79 0
92, why would you try to make fat people feel good? I understand people who have some sort of health issue that makes them fat but other fat people that whine about being fat it's their fatass fault for not shutting their mouth.
kitkatmiaow 21
185... Seriously? Who doesn't know what polystyrene is?? And OP ignore that kid! Be yourself and screw what other people say! All the people making comments about OP's weight... You don't actually have a clue what her size is. Kids can say stupid things at times. And often, anyone who is not stick thin is considered 'huge'. =^..^=
Sonotsuave 37
And dicks should never comment, it’s like hell for the rest of us 🤷♀️
you_failed 15
Kids say the darnest things! But keep being confident. :D
SdCounty33 0
Kids will definitely be kids. :)
Mistery510 6
yes!!!!!! hahahh
Carpy 8
they usually tell the truth
JocelynKaulitz 28
Should tell her, "if you got it, flaunt it."
ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0
lOl maybe you should lose some weight?;)
BREADEDELF 3
Yeah, giants tend to knock over castles...
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Why do you always capitalize your O's? I t really don't see the point.
ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0
ey! don't tell me how to live my life!
krazygirl100 9
u fagget i can tell u how to live your life if i want fagg
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
canadienGurl76 0
bitch... :
WOGBRO 6
LOL But seriously don't listen to them. Happens all the time to people I know.
matizzy 3
The kid doesn't really know any better. She just speaks what she thinks. It's not fair to call her a bitch.
TwatRot69 0
You're the bitch for calling them a bitch without a legitimate reason.
PhillyEagles 0
Stupid bitch you spelled Canadian wrong. I'm not even from Canada and I can spell it right. I'm probably younger than you too. I hate stupid people....
vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
heyimjennyFML 5
agreed
A7X_LoVeee 10
Yeah I agree. However, perhaps this will be a wake up call for OP to start going to the gym.
skyttlz 32
Lol you just said wake up call, and I just got done listening to the maroon 5 song
baden18830 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
doesn't anyone teach their kids to be healthy anymore? the little girl was probably taught to eat healthy and be active, and OP obviously demonstrates the opposite. besides, why are you worried about getting extra sun? hitting the gym might actually make you look better, unlike a tan
venusvsmars 2
Little kids tend to be brutally honest, and there's nothing you can really do to stop them from being that way. They don't really understand yet that what they're saying is offensive or rude. It isn't usually because of the parents. Plus, it's funny.
minichamp116 8
IKR??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
sublime420 11
Well...do you?
akichan15 5
what's the anime in your pic?
mandyville 8
Clearly she doesn't feel embarrassed or she wouldn't have done it dumb ass.. It said she was confident. Which means she felt good enough about herself to do it
KagamineLen_fml 0
that little ****. I would have said "aren't you embarrassed that your adopted?"
TheFuckerofShit 16
The kids of today...
Miss_Random 0
You should of thrown sand in her eyes.
trixy81 10
haha!