Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
Today, I was at work when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little "Happy Birthday" to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML
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AnneOminous 0
Um. No. You didn't have to listen to the whole thing. You should have hung up. YDI
_Mazza_ 0
"I'm sorry dad, I'm at work, I have to go." Polite and nonoffensive. Alternatively, just hang up. Is that so hard? You're at work, you have better things to do than to listen to someone sing, I'm sure your father would understand.
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Comments (83)
SpideyRules 9
Am I the only one this doesn't make sense to??
crankyinthemorn 0
No, it doesn't make sense to me either. What's the FML here? My mother calls me and sings, "You're my sunshine" all the time. I listen b/c it makes her happy (when skies are grey :)
xmagster 0
yeah, it's embarrassing, but why wouldn't you hang up and turn off your phone?! I call bullshit on this. If it is true, ydi.
epitomeofshty 0
didn't make sense to me, either. the phrasing sucks.
emo_fail_child 0
no
lu95 16
no your NOT alone.....
123sploosh 0
agreed with one. ugh.
SliceNthrice 0
the gambler by kenny rogers? i don't think i've ever heard of it..
idkweird 0
You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em know when to walk away, and know when to run You never count your money, when you're sittin at the table There'll be plenty of time for countin, when the dealin's done.
sleepyglowstar 32
Seriously. You don't know who Kenny Rodgers is. Wow
Sirin_fml 47
I think it's fair to say the OP's dad killed Kenny.
AnneOminous 0
Um. No. You didn't have to listen to the whole thing. You should have hung up. YDI
xmagster 0
this.
SubaruWRXSTI 16
If he is at a call center, which is what his job is I'm assuming, he could get fired for hanging up on customers, even if it was someone they know.
_Mazza_ 0
"I'm sorry dad, I'm at work, I have to go." Polite and nonoffensive. Alternatively, just hang up. Is that so hard? You're at work, you have better things to do than to listen to someone sing, I'm sure your father would understand.
idkweird 0
This. I would have said, "Dad, Im busy, Ill call you on my break," and hung up
Boddmon 0
Hello? ..ad....orry... a... onnection... s... ad.. ello??.....ello?? *dial tone*
ElMundio87 0
You answered your phone while serving customers? What the hell is wrong with you? I hope you got fired
kbiz 0
this is what i was thinking
JhasNeeh 7
Poor poor OP! Having to answer the phone while there was a big line of people - certainly not an FML, definately a YDI. Ever heard of just doing your job?
Gobsnoglin 0
You gotta know when to hold 'em, you gotta know when to fold 'em.